Reluctant half-elf cleric
Mediocre Swimmer
Would-be creator of a race of genetic supermen
Lover of puff-pastry-based cheese snacks
Snowflake pattern designer
Below average computer game player
Semi-professional loafer
Admirer of fragrant flowers
Captain of Industry
Over-enthusiastic cake scoffer
Proud collector of 9,000 nectar points
Self-important analyst of zombie movies
Partially effective communicator
Self-appointed voice of the people
Former Master of the Universe
Incessant daydreamer
Computer industry historian
Scruffy-looking nerf herder
Fully loaded and ready for dinner
Manic Miner player of the highest order
Salt and Vinegar flavoured
Decorated Veteran of the Console Wars
A Crash Smash
Charitable Donator of more than three pounds (this year)
Noted 3D Artist of three cubes and a cylinder
Regular hamster cage cleaner
Avid news watcher
Well-read owner of more than twelve books
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Enthusiastic consumer of easter eggs
Masterful constructor of fried egg sandwiches
The creator and maintainer of Android Trainspotter application
Avid collector of rarely played boardgames
The Barry Chuckle of software development
Leading "binfluencer" for entire street of four houses
Former Transact-SQL mangler
Pete Eastwood
Full stack web developer
